Bert’s Commencement Speech For The Class Of 2023 Comes With A Twist!

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🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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This week, we’re all sharing our wisdom with 2023 graduates. It's time for Bert to deliver his commencement speech! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get up and add it.
0:01.3	That's my mother used to say.
0:03.5	Get moving.
0:05.1	Get your skate song.
0:07.0	Did you hear Don and the race run?
0:09.8	Get behind the wheel.
0:12.4	Get picking up.
0:14.8	And dropping off.
0:17.0	Get busy.
0:18.0	Like the next left.
0:19.5	Get deliveries done.
0:21.4	And get home to see Mom.
0:24.2	Whatever the mission,
0:25.5	Enterprise Rintercar helps over 100,000 every day.
0:30.9	The birch show.
0:32.6	All right, so the class of 2023 is going to be absolutely just fine.
0:36.0	We have been giving our commencement speeches and I'm sure that we have slowly changed the world.
0:41.5	It was Abby the other day saying, hey,
0:44.6	just keep setting the bar lower.
0:46.2	Mediocrity is fine.
0:48.0	It was pretty much the theme right there.
0:49.3	Most years was, you know, what life sucks get over.
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