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The Bert Show

PT 2: Abby IS About To Break Some Girl Scouts' Hearts

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:08.0

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0:55.3

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1:00.4

Get it, the Bert show.

1:02.1

It is Girl Scout Season. Get it is the birth show it is girl scout season Dream. Ignite your hope. Ignite the world on fire.

1:15.0

Love starts with a spark, a flame in your hearts.

1:20.0

Until the world's burning bright, we'll ignite.

1:23.0

I G and I T E. G. E. G. E. G. G. E. G. E. G.

1:27.0

If you're rocking around the office, somebody's probably hit you up already saying, hey, my daughter is selling girl scout cookies.

1:32.0

And they throw that sheet in front of you and at first you're like

1:34.3

And then you start looking at Somoas

1:37.0

Oh those are so good

1:38.1

Oh the best give me one of those boxes Thinmans give me another box before you know what you're $30 in.

1:44.3

Oh, more than that. Emily, she's the little girl across the street from us.

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