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The Bert Show

PT 1: Abby Is About To Break Some Girl Scouts' Hearts

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

We've got Girl Scouts ready to make their pitches! But only ONE will win hundreds of dollars worth of our hard earned cookie money! 🍪 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Setting an example for your kids, doing embarrassing dance moves to your 90s playlist, bad example.

0:08.0

Taking Halib Orange vitamins, good example.

0:11.0

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0:17.1

vitamin time as fun as you remember it. With Hallib Orange's great tasting vitamins

0:21.8

that benefit the whole family.

0:23.4

Start your healthy habit together with Halleb orange vitamins.

0:27.4

This episode is brought to you by Krakhan.

0:33.0

Krypto is like finance, but different.

0:36.0

It doesn't care when you invest, trade or save,

0:40.0

do it on weekends, or at 5 a.m.

0:42.0

Or on Christmas Day, at 5 a.m. or on Christmas day at 5 a.m.

0:45.2

crypto is finance for everyone, everywhere all the time.

0:49.4

Visit crackin.com slash see what crypto can be to learn more. Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money. Second, You're on the Bert show. 250 dollars to a girl scout is like a million dollars to an adult.

1:07.0

When you're like seven years old,

1:11.0

250 dollars is a lot of money. All right that is what we are willing to

1:15.6

give up in Girl Scout cookie cash this morning if your Girl Scout is

1:20.3

willing to call us and make a pitch.

1:23.0

5, 4, 3, 2,

1:25.0

2,

1:26.0

Girl Gouts

1:28.0

Ignite a dream,

1:30.0

ignite your hope,

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