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The Bert Show

PT 1: We Have A Big Homework Assignment For Our Producer Who’s About To Propose!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

We have a big homework assignment for Producer Jackson who’s about to propose! Bert wants him to be FULLY prepared to ask her parents for their blessings..is he prepared? We’re gonna find out! 

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

Hi Jackson.

0:02.3

I've got an assignment for you this morning, my friend.

0:04.5

Oh, boy.

0:05.5

Jackson is going into a very, very monumental, huge weekend.

0:13.0

Then why you put more on this man's plate?

0:14.8

Well, I'm about to save him.

0:16.6

Okay.

0:17.0

But it is a stress-filled weekend for you because it was a lot on the line.

0:20.3

Thanks for putting all that in my head.

0:22.3

I'm sure you haven't thought of that at all.

0:24.0

He's like, I was totally chill before until now.

0:26.1

I honestly have been kind of downplaying it in my head, but when you put it that way, it puts a little bit of pressure on.

0:30.1

But what he's talking about is I'm going to be asking my girlfriend's parents for their blessing for us to get married. And that is going down this weekend,

0:40.7

specifically tomorrow morning. That's so exciting. It is exciting. And they already dig you. So there's

0:45.4

not really that much on the line. Yeah. I have no reason to think that they would say no or react

0:52.1

adversely to it. What if this is the conversation where it comes out that they actually have secretly

0:56.1

hated you this whole time?

0:57.4

And this is their last ditch effort.

0:59.5

You're sitting across with them at Coff and they're like, we've really held this in for a long time.

1:03.7

We can't.

1:04.5

Or maybe even more possible, okay, would be something like, we do love you, but we just have a

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