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PT 1 - Texting Tutor: She Wants To Ditch Thanksgiving With Her Crazy In-Laws!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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How do you tell your mother-in-law you're not coming to Thanksgiving this year, because the drama last year of your brother-in-law having the cops called on him because of a fight he was having with his wife was just TOO MUCH? You call The Bert Show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, the Bird Show. So we're about to start texting for Victoria, who needs help telling her

0:06.8

mother-in-law they are not coming to Thanksgiving at their house for a very good reason.

0:12.4

Cops were damn near called last year.

0:14.2

I already want to throw a flag on the flag.

0:16.4

Here we go.

0:17.4

All right, these are the kind of conversations that should be done on face to face.

0:20.6

D. They all are.

0:21.6

But that's not it. That. They all are.

0:23.0

That's not the flag.

0:24.0

Why is she doing it?

0:25.0

Should be her husband doing it.

0:26.0

His mom.

0:27.0

Well, maybe there's good reason.

0:28.0

Hey Victoria.

0:29.0

Hi.

0:30.0

Hey, all right, so tell us why, I think Kristen raises a really good point that we can get to, but why are you so against going over to the in-laws house for Thanksgiving this year? What happened last year?

0:42.0

Well, so I just want to point out that every year we go to her house for Thanksgiving and then we do Christmas at our house.

0:51.0

But it's always been sort of not my favorite place to go, but this last year it was

0:57.5

absolutely miserable. My brother-in-law and his wife got into this is a pretty heated fight like to the point where cops were were called and like nothing physical happened but it was just like a really heated fight everyone could hear and I just can't I can't spend Thanksgiving there again like I can't do it and I don't know I don't know what to do but I need to tell her and I'm just nervous.

1:25.0

What happened in previous years? Obviously this is the worst of them all last year, but what happened in previous years that makes you feel like this is not an anomaly, it's not safe

1:35.2

for my family, I just don't want to do it.

1:37.4

She overcooked the turkey.

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