Protesters Forgot To Bring Their Pee Bowls

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Dick That Points Upward 2:42.575 TikTok Engagement And Enragement 5:24.535 Purposefully Karen Videos 8:06.482 Andrew Tate Lite 16:41.444 Tone Deaf / Deaf/ Or Mentally Handicapped? Linda Finkle HOF’s 21:13.149 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 25:51.880 Climate Protesters Don’t Have A Pot To Piss In 27:31.967 Politician Peeping Porn And Pulling Pud Near A Preschool 33:41.119 Karen’s Complain About Karen Themed Halloween Decorations 38:10.784 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:27.424 Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, October 21st, 2022, coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	Kill Your Inner Bitch, a masterclass in douchebaggery.
0:09.0	Plus, a McBowell movement sandwich, glued protesters request a shitting bowl,
0:14.3	and a DB-favorite sub-slut retires.
0:17.4	All this was your voice mails, ta-da!
0:22.9	Distorted view daily, proudly presents the sounds of love-making.
0:30.0	Oh, God, I love you, Sondra.
0:33.0	I love you so much, don't leave me honey.
0:37.0	Before I die.
0:40.0	I want to make hard love with you.
0:43.0	I've got to have your pussy.
0:46.0	I've got to have your sweet pussy.
0:48.0	My cock is pulsating, look at it.
0:50.0	It's going to come all for you right now.
0:52.0	I want you to look at me drop off this fucking cock.
0:54.0	Come, it comes out of my cock.
0:56.0	I've got to have your cock.
0:58.0	I've got to have pussy night now honey.
1:01.0	You know I want you.
1:02.0	You know I need your pussy honey.
1:04.0	And your sweet asshole.
1:06.0	Oh, your sweet asshole.
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