Mom Plays With Her Fiddlehead

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Just got back into town so I’m posting a Best-Of show until today’s brand new episode is ready later tonight. Enjoy! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page […]

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0:00.0	Hey freaks, Tim back here to introduce a best of show for your Monday.
0:07.9	I actually just rolled back into town, just got home, finally got around to visiting
0:13.9	that old woman I call my mom.
0:16.5	I was planning on going a couple weeks ago back when we had whatever made up holiday, landed
0:22.3	on a Monday, but I didn't get around to it.
0:24.6	And so my mom really wanted to see me, I mean, wouldn't you want to see me?
0:28.9	I'm very lovable.
0:31.0	So I went up and I tried to get her to eat a hot dog, specifically a corn dog, but she
0:36.6	would not budge.
0:37.6	She is adamant.
0:38.6	She is not sticking a wiener in her mouth.
0:40.8	I tried to jam one down her throat and she was like, no, no, no, there might be worms
0:44.8	in there.
0:45.8	She's very concerned about the worms.
0:47.3	Anyway, I will have more story tales from Ash to Bula later today when we do a brand
0:53.3	new episode of DV, but I thought since a lot of people like to listen to DV on their
0:58.4	morning commute, I would play a best of show for everyone until I'm able to get around
1:02.9	to finishing up Monday's episode.
1:05.4	This is a great old DV from 2013, almost 10 years ago, and it's a side show exclusive
1:12.5	episode.
1:13.5	So if you were to side show member back then or you haven't gone through the entire
1:16.7	archive of programs, this episode is new to you and actually features my mom.
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