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Holy Hot Chocolate And The Secret Number Of Poo

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Steven Assanti Incorporated Is Looking To Hire! 2:41.946 Isolating The Vocal Sounds Of Meade 9:47.865 Kanye To The World: “I’ll Get You, Jews” 14:13.940 Restaurant Menus Are Triggering 19:48.100 Sipping Cocoa Brings You Closer To God 24:03.479 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:12.498 Florida Man Give His Friend A Close Shave 30:21.878 Propelling You Into The Afterlife 33:20.202 Boo Buckets / Nostalgia Fueled Consumerism 36:07.264 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:26.658 Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Wednesday, October 19th, 2022, coming up on the program today, an exciting

0:05.5

job opportunity to work for a 600 pound toothless drug addict.

0:09.8

Plus, Puff Daddy is on the Jew payroll.

0:13.7

When reading the restaurant menu triggers you, you might just be too soft for society

0:18.1

and holy hot chocolate.

0:19.9

You know this man emailed me the other day and said, I'm going to ask you some black

0:28.4

women cause I don't know who else to act they're going to just say what they just tell

0:32.4

me straight out what it is.

0:34.5

So why is all these black women getting $4,000 they add an all-in-day mile and letting

0:42.1

white men's on videotape put fizzes all up in they add just rum and fuck them in they

0:49.9

add what they fizz and eat shit.

0:54.2

I said no, wait, first use a goddamn black cause I don't do that kind of damn shit.

0:58.7

So you're talking about black women, you're not talking about NEO, oh, excuse me.

1:02.8

He's talking about NECA C. He's talking about women that call themselves black and a

1:09.7

nigga and a whore and a bitch, see, cause that's what them white folks and that's what folks

1:17.4

in the street told you you else, use a nigga bitch and a whore that sucked dicks and

1:23.8

eat shit and you get fizzed there.

1:26.0

He said, where is this coming from Alexis?

1:29.3

Why do I see so many black women saying they like to do it with white men's?

1:33.7

I don't know if they get paid cause they need to pay their rent, they pay their house

1:39.2

nobody on my car, I put some gas and they truck up at them some sandwiches so I said,

1:43.6

I don't.

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