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Producer Mikey Got In A Fight On The Golf Course?!

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🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Isn't Golf supposed to be relaxing? Then why did Intern Mikey get into a major altercation on the green?! He'll share: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The birch show our producer Mikey here who got into a fight on a golf course. Yeah, how

0:06.4

do you get in a fight on a golf course? Yeah, you'd think it'd be a real peaceful area.

0:09.9

Well, no, we're surrounded by these pompous guys. We go to this. We go to this. We went

0:15.2

to this fancy golf course. We had no business being there. I don't know if you ever played

0:20.5

golf, but sometimes there'll be like a group in front of you who play super slow. So

0:25.1

you're stuck behind them. Then you'll have a group behind you who's like pushing you

0:28.8

because they think that you're the ones going slow. But that's proper golf etiquette.

0:33.4

If you are dragging, you typically let the people behind you play through. Yeah, exactly.

0:38.8

And they did not do that. They did not do that. Oh, man. You asked them. They're like,

0:42.8

no, no, they were just so we were never like close enough to ask, but we were just stopped

0:49.2

the whole time. But yeah, golf, golf people are real golf and tennis people are really

0:56.2

annoying. And I like both of the sports, but these people are just too much. Well, if you

1:00.5

play it, you are the people. Yeah. Well, I'm the one then you doubt. Do you dabble or

1:06.7

are you a regular player? I mean, I'll play. I'm just not pompous and I don't, I don't

1:11.1

know. I don't like all the rules. Yeah. No, I'm bad too. But no, so these people behind

1:18.0

us are pushing us so hard. And so they're hitting their balls like really close to us.

1:22.4

And finally, someone hits a ball like six feet away from my friend, which is like really

1:26.9

dangerous. They get hit with a golf balls, a death sentence. So yeah. So we go out into

1:35.0

the middle of the course looking back and I'm like, what are you doing? What are you thinking?

1:39.1

We thought that might solve the problem. We get to the next T box. We're waiting there.

1:43.3

They end up pulling up behind us. And we're all fired up. Like we're ready to, we're

1:48.6

ready to have a confrontation. So I get up out of the golf cart. And then of course,

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