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The Bert Show, Kristen walks in studio this morning, clearly

after a round trip, 24 hours in Turks and Cakes. Wow, look at

that tan. It was beautiful. It really was those 24 hour trips, 10 out of 10

recommend. I totally think you should do it. Um, no, Kaley's wife, Aaron

came over to my house yesterday and spray tan love, but in the kitchen,

Cocoa Bella tanning thing because we have pride this weekend and I'm not

going to be pale around all my gay friends. Yeah, we are going to have to

talk about this. There's way more pressure for this weekend as a

straight person than there is in any other weekend. Um, having to

impress gay people, there's just too much stress involved between you

getting your tan there. I'm hitting the gym hard the last week, because

I know the costume I have. I'm showing pretty much chest and stomach

and that's all I've done all week. Forget, forget anything else. No

legs, just all chest, all, all abs. Okay, let's be honest here, put

our vanity aside. The, the, the important thing this weekend is to

support our LGBTQ community and be good allies and, um, it's all about

inclusivity and acceptance and love. That's what's important. But

right below that is apps and spray tan and getting my nails did so

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