The Bert show.

I hear, Shocker.

Um, Kaye's wife is not happy with him.

That's real shocking.

Well, I don't know that she's not happy.

I mean, maybe she isn't happy.

Who knows?

I don't know.

I don't know. It says your wife wasn't all the way thrilled with her Christmas.

She wasn't thrilled with, I guess, my holiday Christmas present that I got it.

See, I went into the holiday season thinking I probably didn't have to go as hard with the holiday gift because

I blinged her out on her anniversary.

Which she reminds me that that's two separate occasions and that

does not even come into the equation and I was like budget wise it might but as far

as like celebrating it's totally different right yeah I know I mean it's separate but I understand what you're saying but as far as budget

like if you really splurge for this anniversary gift as a significant other I would be

not like you know expecting but understanding if my Christmas gift wasn't like outlandish and super expensive that would that would be

totally fine now it can't be like a pair of socks.

Oh no, it was more than that.

Okay.

I got her a knife.

What?

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