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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to find life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation Weekly Lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C supply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:40.0	Hello, it's Jason Manford here. This is my my podcast now obviously it is different to the radio show
0:45.7	because you don't get the music and the adverts and the news and all that sort of stuff
0:49.3	but I want you to still feel included in some of the topics. So if a topic comes up that you think,
0:55.3	you know what, I've got something about that, feel free to message me on Twitter or Facebook and at some point I'll get around to that message and it can even be
1:05.0	included in the podcast next week so do feel free to be as interactive as the
1:12.1	listeners who bother their arseses to get out of bed to listen to us on a Sunday morning.
1:17.0	Jason, Manford.
1:21.0	Absolute radio.
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