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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2016

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Jason is joined by the brilliant Laura Lexx this morning. Peppa Pig has angered him...really really angered him and so have McDonald's.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford.
0:34.3	Absolute Radio.
0:35.7	We're real music matters.
0:38.1	Good morning it's Jason Manford on absolute radio as that lovely person just said I don't know why I repeat it but I do.
0:44.8	Laura Lex is with me this morning.
0:46.6	Good morning.
0:47.6	Do you sound chipper?
0:48.6	Yeah, pretending.
0:49.6	I know that that's what surprised me that's what made me look up.
0:52.4	I was like
0:53.0	crackish didn't look like that a second ago looking at my daggers like why have you
0:57.4	why have you dragged me out of bed at this time in the morning like every comic
1:01.6	does every single week but yeah Laura Lex with us till 11 o'clock so
1:06.0	uh just to get in touch 8 12 15 on text let us know what has dragged you out of your
1:11.5	pit. This is Jason Munford.
1:17.0	This is...
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