Naked (ish) on a train

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Jason's joined by the brilliant Gary Delaney this week. Is the name Gary dying out? We also analyse your dreams and Jason ends up naked (ish) on a train. Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason.
0:33.0	Absolute Radio.
0:35.0	Sanford.
0:37.0	Good morning it's Jason Manford.
0:38.0	Where real music matters.
0:37.0	Good morning it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:40.0	I hope you're well.
0:42.0	I'm joined this morning by Gary Delaney, who's got a mouthful of Baro Shokala.
0:45.6	Yeah, I miss time. That's all right.
0:47.8	No, good morning, everybody. This is what I sound like with my mouthful.
0:50.0	Hello.
0:51.0	Ha ha ha ha.
0:52.0	I hope you're very well. 81215 is the tech. Hello. first half hour of the show Gary is that we find out why people are up and about.
1:03.6	So is that just people moaning?
1:05.2	Essentially it is a moaning, the mourning moan, that's what we'll go for.
1:09.9	So 81215, what has dragged you out of your pit?
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