Prince Charles Is A Vampire with Andrew Young

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Boo! This episode is extra spooky because Halloween's technically over but the ghost of the spooking season lives on here at Lizard People! This week our guest is the soothing-voiced comedian Andrew Young, and he's here to argue that the royal family of England is descended from vampires and Prince Charlie is a blood-sippin ghoulie. Prepare to be amazed, because this theory brings together Vlad Dracula, hemophilia, Rasputin, the Romanian Tourism Board, Queen Victoria, the Orthodox Church, and America's princess Meghan Markle. And also red pee.

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0:00.0	The What was your favorite Murder
0:17.8	show so far?
0:20.0	Oh, that's a good question.
0:23.9	We had one that we did at UCB Sunset that was,
0:29.5	it was when the team was still like the full team
0:32.4	that was in that class together, which was 16 people, and we did 16 people on stage, and it took place on a boat and I forget what the, I forget who did it, but it was like so well managed, like all of us were like on it and gave each other like time and like it felt like cohesive. That was a really good show
0:55.2	there was one that oh sorry no go there was one that took place in an Irish dairy
1:01.8	creamery.
1:03.4	And we all were doing.
1:05.0	So everybody got to do their acts.
1:06.0	Yeah, we were all doing Irish accents.
1:08.0	And it, I think it turned out that someone had had sex with a yack and they were
1:16.3	killing everyone to protect their hybrid yack baby. That was pretty good.
1:21.0	Pretty good.
1:22.0	It's so stupid I love it.
1:24.0	Yeah, it's the best.
1:25.0	All right, I mean, I think on that note,
1:28.0	we're ready to get to something even stupider?
1:32.0	No. Conspiracy theories! My very contrarian guest today is an
1:39.4	improviser. He writes musicals. He's a fun funny guy. Andrew Young is here.
1:44.3	Hello, how are you? Good. So nice. Nice to see you.
1:48.9	Nice to disagree with you.
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