Mothman and Jersey Devil Are Mommy To The Melonheads with Michael Dean

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Listen, if that word salad of a title didn't hook you, nothing will! Friend of the show Michael Dean is back on his bullshit, and he's here to reveal his own personal conspiracy theory that two famous urban legends are the mommies of another set of urban legends. Those legends of course being the goat/hawk hybrid the Jersey Devil, the flying humanoid Mothman, and the nasty little big-headed babies the Melonheads. This theory is convoluted, it's wild, and it's a freakin delight. If you'd like to support Michael's Kickstarter and get your hands on a copy of his graphic novel, it's at marinercomic.com

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0:00.0	The Roo 5 sucks compared to the I 92 in FYI.
0:21.3	Oh, now you take you know if I'm quiet. Like tragic.
0:23.0	Oh, now you take that to Tucson and do that joke.
0:27.0	That's funny.
0:28.0	Here's how I'm okay with you doing it.
0:29.0	You have to say that this isn't your idea.
0:31.0	This isn't my idea. This joke somebody else wrote.
0:34.3	Hey my friend Alexis, some of you might know or she also into school here.
0:38.1	Uh, yeah, I'm doing it at the U of A.
0:41.0	I promise you will do it at the U of A.
0:45.0	Bring it to a crowded classroom.
0:47.0	What are you doing this month?
0:49.0	Do you want to go to Tucson?
0:50.0	When?
0:51.0	And then you can do, you can come up and do that show.
0:55.0	As part of your set.
0:56.0	That's really good.
0:58.0	You come up and you do that joke.
1:00.0	Do you want to do a two main show?
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:03.4	All right.
1:04.4	Okay, okay.
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