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*Preview* Professor X’s School for Former Gifted Children

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Did you know that, despite renting space in basically every building in the world, WeWork incinerates money and cannot ever turn a profit? Did you know that there's an IoT-connected chastity belt that locks your dick to your phone? So much and more is here for you to discover -- and in the preview of this week's bonus episode, you'll hear from the full gang of Riley, Milo, Hussein, Nate, and Alice. If you like this episode, get the full thing on Patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/27081435 *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing once again at the Star of Kings in Kings Cross (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) on Thursday, May 30 at 7:30 pm. Get your tickets here and return to the podcasting basement! https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-30052019/ *ADDITIONAL LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/ Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0

It's Newman that I really want to focus on.

0:17.3

The corporation is now rebranding as We Co, which will include its communal residence business,

0:23.2

We Live, tagline, build a world where no one feels alone.

0:26.2

They love changing their name, the fucking Blackwater strategy.

0:29.8

And a private elementary school arm run by Newman's wife called We Grow.

0:35.2

No.

0:36.6

Dead serious.

0:37.3

No. So their solutions to their business. They also have a gym. No. Dead serious.

0:40.1

So their solution to their business.

0:41.1

We also have a gym.

0:42.7

I have a health club called Rise by We.

0:43.9

I know this because... Rise by...

0:44.5

Good. I've gone to it.

0:45.5

It's in the financial district in New York.

0:48.0

Yeah.

0:48.6

Rise by we when you're lifted by an enormous tide of piss.

0:53.1

Cereal sharing, Pico.

0:55.1

So their solution to their business problem is we're just going to make an actual cult.

0:59.4

Yes.

1:00.8

I guess, I don't know.

1:02.0

That's the third displacement of capital.

1:05.3

Spatial, temporal credibility.

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