Bossed in Space feat. Laurie Laybourn-Langton

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

It seems like we have limited choices for the future of humanity. On one hand, we could stop the endless, destructive growth cycle that will ruin our climate, but that might affect shareholders’ portfolios. We could also build hellish capitalism in space, according to Jeff Bezos. This week, Riley, Milo, Alice, and Olga met with IPPR Associate Fellow Laurie Laybourn-Langton to discuss our options. Turns out, capital doesn’t want us to choose the good one! If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing once again at the Star of Kings in Kings Cross (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) on Thursday, May 30 at 7:30 pm. Get your tickets here and return to the podcasting basement! https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-30052019/ *ADDITIONAL LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/ Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	So you have to picture me wagling my eyebrows theatrically, but how's this?
0:04.8	So much for the lactose intolerant left.
0:08.1	Oh!
0:09.6	Pio, pio, pio, pio, pio!
0:12.1	Got him.
0:13.1	Damn, are you going to start writing for Leno?
0:15.2	I think I have to, yeah.
0:16.5	Is Leno still on the air?
0:18.2	Leno's on Mars now.
0:21.9	Wearing, like like huge trousers.
0:23.9	Oh, no, no, he's, it's the last car.
0:26.1	It's the last car you can drive is like the Mars rover.
0:28.8	I thought you're going to be like the planet Mars.
0:31.5	Look at my car.
0:32.8	It's as big as a whale.
0:34.5	It's Mars tonight with Jay Leno.
0:37.1	Just doing donuts and the Mars rover.
0:40.5	I continue to be the only person on Mars.
0:44.5	My guest tonight will be me, Jay Leno.
0:47.6	A bit of the Martian where he just goes insane and starts thinking he's Jay Leno.
0:53.7	Director Scott. Director's cut.
0:54.8	Hey, everybody.
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