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*PREVIEW* JFK Uncle Junior

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Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We all have Epstein Brain, or at least Riley, Milo, and Alice do. But first, this episode covers our reflections on London and which bits of it suck, a review of the Duke of Westminster's app that lets council tenants decide how they want to get kicked out, then finally we realise everyone's favourite prince couldn't possibly be involved in Epstein shit! He said so! If you want to hear the full thing, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29713997 *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why are they even building luxury flats?

0:15.7

Because isn't the whole thing, like now luxury flats are like a really bad investment

0:19.0

and no one's buying them because there's no market.

0:21.3

I know it was ever living in them because they were purely an investment vehicle, but now

0:24.4

they're not, they don't even work for that and the bubble's about to burst, but they're

0:28.9

still fucking building them.

0:30.9

The kind of business decisions you make when your entire training for it has been, I

0:36.1

just sit on my fat ass and collect rents

0:38.5

from people who collect rents from people who collect rents.

0:41.5

Correct.

0:42.5

So actually, Craig McWilliam, Grovenor's chief executive, has this to say in response

0:47.5

to what you say, Alice.

0:50.5

This was in a published statement he published discussing the lack of trust.

0:53.7

So the thin, fucking eyes with a Celtic name like that.

0:56.4

Have you met my two assistants, Craig McWilliam and William McCraig?

1:00.1

Have you met my CEO who is walking slowly towards the bear trap I've laid for him?

1:05.3

If I was a billionaire, I would absolutely only hire people in doubles who had Rupertmage games.

1:13.4

Just like literally having like mounted taxidermied heads of all the previous CEOs.

1:21.0

Yo, he's got definitely got a Dr. Evil thing going on.

1:24.3

Oh, he's 28 by the way, Grovener.

1:27.1

Yeah, okay. I love to, we stand, a young king.

1:31.3

Absolutely. We need, no, we need like a Gen Z billionaire landlord.

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