Absolute Boy in Da Corner feat. Joana Ramiro

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Something of a sleepy week in British politics, a time in which nothing happened of any real significance. This episode features (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) discussing these banal developments with London-based journalist (and host of Red Hacks podcast) Joana Ramiro (@joanaramirouk). Parliament didn’t get prorogued, the government didn’t suffer landmark defeats, and Low Tax Chloe didn’t make some of the worst memes in human history. We also also talk about the weird incel logic behind Apple's Siri. It’s a great, normal time to be a resident of this island, folks! If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. We’ll be on at 1.00 pm on Monday, 23rd September. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	So I've been thinking about this all day today. I've decided on the next perfect love island
0:06.5	contestant. It's going to be a guy who never takes his shirt off ever, even to go swimming.
0:13.2	Every time they're listening to music on Spotify or whatever, he always puts on a burial song
0:19.0	and he's no interest in kissing. He's obsessed with
0:21.9	wanting to kiss someone, but he never kisses anyone. And he always makes loud-
0:25.6	Ryan, he's not trying to get on Love Island. I was about to say. He always scoffs really
0:30.2	loudly whenever anyone else kisses, and he talks about how they're like, just fools who are,
0:34.7	who are into, like, chasing affection from one another when he's cultivating his mind
0:39.0	I'm very interested in seeing that character on the next season of love island is it like you and
0:43.3	Jordan Peterson are both Canadian and so it's really hard to determine which one of you is going to
0:47.2	be that character this is this is the I want to see like the is Canada the real love island
0:53.3	um actually love tundra yeah it's actually technically can't mostly Canada is a peninsula I want to see like the... Is Canada the real love island?
0:55.6	Actually, love tundra.
0:59.7	Yeah, it's actually, technically, mostly Canada is a peninsula, so try again.
1:00.8	Facts don't care about your feelings.
1:02.1	Well, climate change.
1:05.6	Certain elements of it have a great wine. Canada does have a lot of islands, though, to be fair.
1:07.6	Yeah, exactly. Many of them could be love.
1:10.0	Love islands.
1:11.0	Yeah, well, look, I think there are...
1:12.5	Multiple, where they give them little canoes to get between the Love Islands.
1:15.1	Yeah, just love Prince Edward Island.
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