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*PREVIEW* Britainology 85: Celebrity SAS—Who Dares Wins

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4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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For this month's first Britainology, we've watched the season of the military-themed and emphatically strange UK reality TV show "Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins," featuring....Matt Hancock. It's exactly what you think it is. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/britainology-85-106954905 *EDINBURGH LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be live at Monkey Barrel comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe on August 14, and you can get tickets here:  https://www.wegottickets.com/event/621432   *MILO ALERT* Buy Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ here! https://pensight.com/x/miloedwards/digital-item-5a616491-a89c-4ed2-a257-0adc30eedd6d   *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

Matt Hancock saying that parkour's a great way to learn about your body,

0:03.3

like so on us of all this stuff.

0:04.5

So anyway, with that in mind, we...

0:06.2

And of course, I can't just do those types of flips.

0:08.9

Yes, yes, there was that.

0:11.8

Anyway, Matt Hancock went on, what is it, Who Dare's Wins?

0:15.4

The fucking celebrity, SAS, Who Dare's Win.

0:18.6

So this is a show that had been running for a while, both initially as SAS Who Dairs

0:24.3

Wins, where it was like members of the public taking part in this fake SAS selection reality

0:29.4

show.

0:29.8

And then they started doing a celebrity version of which Matt Hancock was on the most recent

0:34.2

season, season five, which came out in 2023, I believe.

0:40.3

This is, what we're doing here is a companion series.

0:43.4

It's SAS month here.

0:46.2

We're doing this for you guys.

0:48.4

And then we're also going to be doing an episode about the Iranian embassy siege with

0:53.1

November, which should be pretty fun.

0:55.2

Yeah, we're a little bit late because we've had a lot of stuff come up this month, but we

0:58.3

will, we promise you, you'll get your slop and you'll get two SAS episodes. But first,

1:04.1

to clear the air here, I am in the CIA. Yeah. No, I'm not actually in the sea. Hilariously, it's the opposite. I've been out of the military longer than I was in, and I'm also, my only connection

1:14.5

to the military now is that friends of mine that I'm still in touch with have to list me

1:17.5

on their security clearance as like foreign contacts that they know because I am a British

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