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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat: Canadian Ice Edition feat. Naomi Higgins and Emily Woods

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Pure riffs, no plot: that's the Balthasar Speedboat promise. And for this week's bonus episode, we have comedians Naomi Higgins (@nomstrositi) and Emily Woods on the show. It's a pleasant sojourn into the deeply sexual world of the sport of curling--and much more! hope you enjoy. Get the whole thing on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/balthasar-ice-74761899 *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *BRITAINOLOGY ALERT* We’ve added a live show in Melbourne on the 19th of November in which Nate and Milo will present Britainology! Get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/79853 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

British bulldog?

0:00.9

Is that the, that's the tattoo?

0:02.8

Other than the Union Jack, it's a British bulldog.

0:06.0

A certain type of guy.

0:08.2

Like, you know, the noble British bogan.

0:11.9

You know.

0:12.6

The nationalist.

0:13.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:14.3

Because we have the kangaroo with, like, boxing gloves.

0:19.1

Kangaroo with boxing gloves?

0:21.4

That's such a...

0:22.2

Which is just disgusted.

0:24.1

It's so bad.

0:25.0

So much of stuff I learned about...

0:26.6

Australia is like something you would make up if you were trying to take the piss out of Australia.

0:33.5

Yeah, it sounds very offensive.

0:35.6

It is true.

0:37.4

I don't know why. Because if you've ever seen a video of someone boxing a kangaroo,

0:41.4

all I was thinking was, why are you getting into a fight with a kangaroo?

0:45.8

That's just me.

0:47.1

That's just me, personally.

0:48.1

That started out as a pretty sick fun tattoo.

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