The Canals of Neom: TF Live in Sydney feat. Tom Walker and Demi Lardner

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Our friends Tom Walker and Demi Lardner are certified Neom-heads. They simply can't get enough of The Line. And as a result, we saved all the best Neom content we could in order to subject them to it at our live show at The Great Club in Marrickville, Sydney, Australia on November 10. We absolutely loved this show and hope you do, too. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We’re currently in Australia, and there are tickets available for shows in Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *BRITAINOLOGY ALERT* We’ve added a live show in Melbourne on the 19th of November in which Nate and Milo will present Britainology! Get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/79853 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, Sydney, how we doing?
0:11.4	Sick ass, all right.
0:13.7	Cool.
0:16.0	Good day.
0:18.5	This week, the chattering classes of this once great nation have been all of a flutter.
0:23.9	Is it about the ongoing crisis of Hoons terrorizing our suburbs?
0:29.9	Alas, struth, no.
0:33.4	They are cracking the shits about nothing more than the planned Saudi Arabian city of Neon.
0:42.3	Yes, the Kabsav communists of Dover Heights have gone crook about Mohammed bin Salman's plans to build a 170 kilometre long city in a perfectly straight line in the middle of the desert,
0:57.6	citing concerns about the supposedly inhumane treatment of local nomadic tribes who have been forcibly moved away from the area to permit construction.
1:06.4	But surely, the Jasmine T. Jacobins of Newtown must admit that moving on nomadic people from one place to another is actually supporting their cultural traditions.
1:21.6	Would it not in fact be more racist to allow them to stay in one place?
1:32.5	Their silence speaks volumes.
1:36.3	Indeed, should they not be thrilled
1:38.2	that the person of colour, Mohammed bin Salman,
1:43.3	is building an entire city, the first one to be so impossibly long and
1:48.1	unthinkably narrow, breaking the traditional colonialist city paradigm.
1:55.1	And yet, these drongos are spitting the dummy nevertheless.
2:00.8	The Allo-Vira Assadists of Marikville say it's ridiculous to build a
2:07.5	city in a straight line. They say a city so long and narrow would be logistically impossible to
2:12.8	maintain. But perhaps it is their minds that are narrow. So brainwashed are they by woke LGBT propaganda
2:21.3	that they can't even permit a city to be straight.
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