Pretty Woman

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Listening to this episode? Big mistake. Huge. Because to kick off the start of Chelchella 2023, Donny and Chelsea are alone to cover "Pretty Woman" - and we know how unhinged the duo is without a guest. They begin the episode by putting an end to Plungergate before they discuss the un-Disney'fied original ending, debate the semantics of a "romcom," and list the top 3 reasons why Richard Gere's character is awful. They also decide where they'd draw the line when it comes to sex work rules, Chelsea's #discocowboy summer begins, and the Cuties submit their most specific red flags. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.2	Let's spiked the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that made our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Hello, I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:15.0	And I am Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:17.5	And we are here today, no guest covering pretty woman kicking off.
0:23.5	Chelsea, 2023, it is my birthday month.
0:28.5	Congratulations.
0:29.5	The most wonderful time of the year.
0:32.5	Second.
0:33.5	Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, no, no, no, not this month, sir.
0:38.5	Well, only because I'm older, so some yarding rules.
0:41.5	No, you've had more birthdays than me, so I need to catch up.
0:45.5	But I'm closer to death.
0:47.5	Well, time is a construct, and tragedy could strike at any time, so who's really to say?
0:51.5	You're right.
0:52.5	If you died this month, it would be cool, because if you died on your birthday, it would be poetic, like Shakespeare.
0:58.5	Okay, love that.
0:59.5	We're off to a great start.
1:01.5	That would be a tough challenge.
1:02.5	Thank you.
1:03.5	Thank you.
1:04.5	So I would like to start my birthday celebration with just a general virtual staging ceremony.
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