American Pie (w/ Emily Hanks)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

What a better way to celebrate Memorial Day than watching a movie that sums up the American experience perfectly: American Pie. And to recap it, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of "She Speaks Bravo" and "She Speaks It All!" The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but it is... a lot of other bad things (this movie... does not age well, even though there's only a few pie thrusts!) The three relive their worst bedroom experiences and discuss fuzzy porn, hot cartoon characters, and which household items can be used as... toys. Also, Emily shares behind the scenes stories from the movie and her bedroom antics with someone you've seen on your TV (maybe). Suck me, beautiful! SPONSORS: Go to zocdoc.com/cute and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor. Many are available within 24 hours. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.
0:04.2	That hasn't eaten in days.
0:06.4	While an emmerous skunk clings to your leg, not now scutty.
0:09.6	But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe & Go Cardless,
0:12.6	you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.
0:16.8	Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear, it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.
0:21.9	On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.
0:24.8	Oh God, believe she was her mother.
0:27.4	The healthy business search zeroed within eggs.
0:58.3	Upgrading your gas boiler to an EDF air source heat pump could save on emissions
1:02.3	and cash in the future. You could cut your carbon footprint by about 12% a year.
1:07.7	That's similar to a return flight from London to Perth.
1:10.7	Plus, we'll arrange your £5,000 boiler upgrade grant over 22 years installation experience.
1:17.3	EDF, help in Britain achieve net zero.
1:20.3	Based on average household with an aerated gas boiler,
1:22.5	ONS reports BA carbon calculator and energy saving trust data grant subject to eligibility,
1:26.8	details at edfenergy.com.
1:28.8	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
1:33.9	Let's spiked the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies
1:37.6	that made our millennial minds explode.
1:40.8	Hello, I am Donnie and I am The Cute One.
1:43.7	And I am Chelsea and I am The Cute One.
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