Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors and Butcherbox.com.

And now here's Chrissy Prattitis with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Chrissy Prattitis and this is the Armageddon Update.

And I am tired of talking about Armageddon for real.

My God, people of the last four years has turned the title of this podcast

from a satirical description of a world that was working pretty damn well,

run by a black president who was kind, competent, and tough.

And it's changed the name of this podcast to a serious commentary

on the slow-rolling apocalypse that Trump and his anal polyp minions

and the GOP have fostered upon us.

So today, let's play nice.

Christmas!

That time of year when you stop thinking about what you want

and start thinking about what others want.

You know, gift buying for me is a, wow.

An anxiety creating stress tumor fest that frankly I could do without.

Because I was raised where you didn't lie about gifts you got.

I remember getting my dad presents year after year after year

and he would invariably say, huh, why'd you give me this?

Well, dad, it's because I'm obviously a loser and stupid.

And maybe next time could you at least lie to a little kid?

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