Taking The World By Storm

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder discuss the recent tornado at the Kentucky Amazon Candle Warehouse. That's what happened, right? Sorry, the news and climate change are coming fast!

Titus Podcast... Scream Sanity!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.2	This episode is brought to you by Liquid IV, Indochino, Richewal Vitamins and Fields.com.
0:16.4	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update!
0:18.8	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:23.8	Well, everything the crazy scientists and the knee, jerk, climate, nut jobs have been
0:28.8	predicting with their shrill voices for the last 40 years has come true.
0:34.6	Everything exon and BP and Chevron has said was a lie, global warming is actually happening.
0:40.2	This week a cluster of insane tornadoes ripped through eight states at the same time.
0:45.3	Hit where Arkansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio and Tennessee.
0:52.5	So basically, tornadoes had a meeting and it formed something akin to drug cartels targeting
0:57.8	red states now.
0:58.8	Yeah, red states who don't believe in climate change?
1:01.9	Do you believe now?
1:03.7	To all of you suffering in these states.
1:06.2	We really hope you're well and getting through this.
1:08.2	The good news is you now have a president who's not going to be free throwing rolls of
1:12.1	bounty, but will actually mobilize some serious help for you.
1:17.0	Be strong.
1:18.0	We'll do all we can.
1:19.0	But let's get to the reality.
1:21.4	Insane extreme weather events are normal now.
1:23.8	There's no surprise anymore when half of California is on fire or 20 tornadoes hit eight states
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