Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. This episode is brought to you by Better

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I'm Christopher, hold on, I got to get my gum. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. I'm Christopher Titus. Hold on, I got to get my gum.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

The last Armageddon update of the skid mark of a year 2021.

It's horror only outshone by the year 2020.

Where are we from a year ago?

Funny you should ask, because this is the Armageddon year with review.

Six days into the new year, the loser president, who lost, sent a bunch of patriots for a normal tourist visit to the

capital, where, like most tourist visits, they look for members of Congress that they could hang.

The tour was very interactive.

Then, the loser president, who lost, was impeached for a second time in four years.

Wow, no one has seen anything like it.

Then, President, get it done, took over and mobilized the National Guard and the medical community

and got hundreds and hundreds of millions vaccinated. Then, the big boat got stuck.

Then Derek Chauvin went to prison for 22 years for killing George Floyd. See, it got a little

better. Then, a bunch of rich guys had so

much money. They had their own space programs and flew their own rockets, while people

quit their jobs because those jobs didn't pay them enough to afford food. So, instead,

those people then formed teams and started gang

criming at Nordstroms and other places where Gucci is sold. It was kind of like

the retail squid games. Then in Florida, a giant apartment building just collapsed. Turns

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