Prenups, Parking and Poo.
The Two Pints Podcast!
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
We’re back in the pub where we bump into our future selves (it’s a long story and certainly confused Will - which isn’t hard) to chat Celebrity Prenups, parking problems, unprofessional behaviour on stage and excessive force when pooing! So just the usual stuff you’d discuss while having a couple of pints!
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| 0:00.0 | How much money has he got? |
| 0:01.3 | Why are you watching the football? |
| 0:03.0 | What that do? |
| 0:06.0 | I don't know what this technically is, by the way. |
| 0:08.7 | I think I've invented a whole new thing. |
| 0:10.3 | No one's going on there. |
| 0:16.9 | Here we are. |
| 0:17.8 | We're back in the pub. |
| 0:18.9 | Back in the pub. |
| 0:19.3 | Like for another episode. |
| 0:20.7 | Now, I'll tell you what we should talk about. Last night, we hosted our pub quiz for Green King pubs, didn't we? Yes. Except we didn't, though, did we? No, we didn't. No, we didn't. Because we're actually recording this about two weeks before we done that. So at this point, we have no idea what the pub quiz is going to be, how it's going to go, |
| 0:38.3 | or what even we're going to ask. |
| 0:39.6 | But fingers crossed, it's going to go well. But I'll tell you what we can do. What can we do? Well, after we finish the pub quiz, concentrate because I know this is going to be difficult for me to rush. I'm already confused. Right. Right. After the pub quiz, you and I are going to sit down and record a little bit or record a little bit of what our thoughts were about how the pub quiz went because then we will know. |
| 1:01.2 | Right. |
| 1:01.7 | We don't know now, but this is what our future selves thought of the pub quiz. |
| 1:06.3 | Don't look so confused. |
| 1:09.5 | Right. I thought I was going to time travel at that moment. I thought, I'm just going to disappear now. Just shut up. I'm going to try and cue it again. Here. All right, well, here we are. This is our future selves, as promised. How did the pub quiz go? I've got to say, I wish this hadn't been a thing and this. What do you mean? |
| 1:28.3 | You look like a sort of... |
| 1:29.3 | I look like I've done a pub quiz. That was the whole point. You look like a sad middle-aged Britney Spears. I enjoyed every minute of it. It was good, wasn't it? I mean, I would have enjoyed it more. This is our first pub quiz and who knows it might not be our last. Are you trying to allow blag us to get paid to do pub quizzes? |
| 1:44.3 | I feel like I know you, this is your angle. |
| 1:46.3 | We've opened another door. |
| 1:47.3 | This is your angle. We've opened another door. He loves an angle this boy. |
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