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The Two Pints Podcast!

Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Whaeeeeey….it’s Friday so it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ and that means more of your listener questions. On this episode we actually managed to get through more than one question including…..a very problematic ‘Would you Rather?, Darts Songs and the perfect age. 


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0:00.0

Which of them three would you do?

0:01.2

Moving on.

0:02.5

I've done one of them.

0:05.8

On more than one occasion.

0:09.5

I didn't even see a problem.

0:17.2

Well, hello everybody.

0:18.2

Welcome to this week's swift half.

0:20.0

We are still here in this Green King pub. Loving every minute of it. What we're going to do is... The copper or copper in Germany. Yeah, yeah, the channel. We want to get through some questions. We're trying to get through the last time we got through one question we didn't even answer it. All right. Hopefully it's interesting. Let's do what we can. Let's see what we got. How about this? Oh, this is interesting. I'm going to give you a couple, see what you fancy. Kelly would like to know if you were a professional darts player, what would you have as your walk-on song and what would you choose for each other? And Liz, very different type, but interesting, would like to know if you could stay a particular age forever, what age would you pick and be wow good question the darts is a tough one

0:57.5

because i've always loved the eye of the tiger because i'm a rocky fan and it gets me going somebody's

1:02.1

already had that shortly no no no one walks onto the darts who i had a tiger no missing a trick there

1:07.4

oh what a tune but it's just it's yeah's always, it's a bit of a boxing thing.

1:12.9

Wait, do any boxers walk on to Ida Tiger?

1:15.0

No.

1:16.1

I think it's because Rocky owns it. Yeah, I know, I get it, but like, somebody's got to be like, ah, fuck it, I'll have it. I think I couldn't put it on when I was a kid. my sister used to go and hide because I want a bunch everyone.

1:23.4

Let's go!

1:24.3

Hide a tiger!

1:25.2

I used to love it.

1:27.2

Do you know what would be quite fun?

1:29.1

There's something like Chesney Oaks.

1:31.1

I am the one of... let's go I had a tiger used to love it um do you know what'd be quite fun

1:29.0

something like

1:29.7

Chesney Oaks

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