All right, so another guy, senior dick.

Have you ever played football?

Happens all the time in the showers afterwards.

Not when you're approaching him with a glint in your eye, like my character was.

Well, let's have a word with it going, don't get excited.

Don't get wrong.

Don't say wrong messages.

Please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't.

Okay, welcome to this week's Swift Half.

In a pub.

Swift Half in a Green King pub.

Yeah, in a Green King pub.

Cheers, mate.

Thanks for doing our partnership.

It feels right to do a Swift Half in partnership with Green King's.

It just feels good to be in the pub, mate.

Mm-hmm.

So Swift Half this week, what we do is we go to your audience questions. So what you've wrote in, questions for us. Yes. So we'll name and shame the lot of you? Yes. Well, we don't have to shame. No, you know. Okay. We've got loads here, but we usually only end up doing two. We'll see. Let's see how we go. Will. I don't know why this is... Well, maybe this is from someone called Will.

Yeah, maybe... We've got loads here, but we usually only end up doing two, don't we? We'll see. Let's see how we go.

Will.

I don't know why this is... Well, maybe this is from someone called Will. Yeah, maybe it is. Has there ever been an acting job you've been on and have refused point blank to act out the scene? No, I don't think so. I don't think I've ever refused anything. I don't think you can. once you sign up, you can't go, well, I'm not doing that.

It's like, I'd say one thing they do do a lot, where, um, woman of substance, they had a stunt double for me. Yeah. booked him for the whole day. And I said from the start, they said, because I had to carry my wife, she was dying. I had to carry her up this hill, running with her, and get to the top, and she dies just as I get to the top.

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