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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is so selfless she does ACTUAL work on her birthday to give you the full scoop on her Parisian travels from the weekend. What a wild, dairy-fueled ride that was. She gives you a list of what she wants for her birthday so you can plan accordingly and explains that if a grown man drinks an apple juice next to you on a flight - Watch out!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:02.8	This episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast is brought to you by peak.
0:06.5	Let me tell you about peak. Okay. My girl Jackie turned me on to peak and it is
0:10.9	friggin to die for. Peak is beauty from within. Their son goddess,
0:15.6	Macha is literally, I shit you not the best Macha ever. It is organic, ceremonial grade,
0:21.7	and quadruple toxin screened for purity. And listen, it's an antioxidant powerhouse that
0:27.2	helps support your gut health for radiant skin, curb sugar cravings, and rev up your metabolism.
0:33.1	This is also a huge bonus. Rich and chlorophyll that supports detoxification of the body,
0:37.6	promotes clear skin for a brighter complexion, and consider this an antioxidant facial for your skin.
0:44.4	Peak's Macha is shaded for more L-thianine, which helps keep my mood balance,
0:49.1	help reduce stress and anxiety. It gives me sustained energy, mental clarity, and
0:53.2	zen-like focus without the crashes. I'm telling you, if you're like me and you're trying to
0:56.6	ween off coffee, this Macha will change the game. It gives you a little zip in the morning,
1:01.2	but chill. You're not losing your mind. You're not sweating through your shirt like you are.
1:05.0	If you have a double espresso, I love peak. I'm so glad they are part of the podcast.
1:10.0	Limited time offer right now. Get 5% off and a free peak sampler pack with six of their best
1:15.7	selling flavors when you purchase two plus cartons with code absolutely. So again, you have to use
1:22.3	my code absolutely and you get 5% off plus a free peak sampler pack. Go to peak life.
1:30.5	Let me spell for you PIQUE LIFE peak PIQUE LIFE.com slash absolutely and use promo code.
1:40.4	Absolutely. Got you babies.
1:42.8	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
1:53.3	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
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