Satan Very Worried Over FBI Nuclear Probe
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
On the next Most Holy episode of the God Pod: Psyche returns for group therapy with Me and Satan. I do My incredible impressions of a goat, Mike Pence, and Norm McDonald. We discuss My continuous Smitings of Trump, the ghost of Ivana, and speculate about who the FBI informer could be.
On Satan Today, we introduce the new dating game 'Shoot Your Shot With Satan,' the latest celeb gossip, and Ezra Miller's fall from grace.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, what if it's Melania? |
| 0:05.0 | That would be brilliant and I'd believe it actually. |
| 0:08.0 | This is as excited as I've been about a mystery since like, who shot Mr. Burns? |
| 0:14.0 | My advice to you is just make Halloween all year round. |
| 0:18.0 | That's an idea. |
| 0:19.0 | Because when you see the number of likes you're gonna get, it's fantastic. |
| 0:23.0 | How many likes are you gonna get? |
| 0:25.0 | It's gonna get like a billion, a baby wearing a Halloween costume? Forget about it. |
| 0:29.0 | If there's one thing God knows better than anybody else, it's like statistics. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh! |
| 0:35.0 | You know what I'm trying to work on Psychie? |
| 0:37.0 | Since you've been gone, I've had another therapist filling in. |
| 0:40.0 | Good, good. It's important, the more therapy the better. |
| 0:43.0 | She is amazing! |
| 0:44.0 | God! I'm amazing! |
| 0:46.0 | She doesn't just listen and gossip. |
| 0:48.0 | Who the hell is this God? |
| 0:50.0 | How could you fucking do this? |
| 0:52.0 | She sounds like a bitch! |
| 0:53.0 | Hello dear listener, this is the Godpump. |
| 1:09.0 | I'm God, and the shit is going down today. |
| 1:13.0 | Holy crap! |
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