Satan Very Worried Over FBI Nuclear Probe

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🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On the next Most Holy episode of the God Pod: Psyche returns for group therapy with Me and Satan. I do My incredible impressions of a goat, Mike Pence, and Norm McDonald. We discuss My continuous Smitings of Trump, the ghost of Ivana, and speculate about who the FBI informer could be. On Satan Today, we introduce the new dating game ‘Shoot Your Shot With Satan,’ the latest celeb gossip, and Ezra Miller’s fall from grace. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, what if it's Melania?
0:05.0	That would be brilliant and I'd believe it actually.
0:08.0	This is as excited as I've been about a mystery since like, who shot Mr. Burns?
0:14.0	My advice to you is just make Halloween all year round.
0:18.0	That's an idea.
0:19.0	Because when you see the number of likes you're gonna get, it's fantastic.
0:23.0	How many likes are you gonna get?
0:25.0	It's gonna get like a billion, a baby wearing a Halloween costume? Forget about it.
0:29.0	If there's one thing God knows better than anybody else, it's like statistics.
0:33.0	Oh!
0:35.0	You know what I'm trying to work on Psychie?
0:37.0	Since you've been gone, I've had another therapist filling in.
0:40.0	Good, good. It's important, the more therapy the better.
0:43.0	She is amazing!
0:44.0	God! I'm amazing!
0:46.0	She doesn't just listen and gossip.
0:48.0	Who the hell is this God?
0:50.0	How could you fucking do this?
0:52.0	She sounds like a bitch!
0:53.0	Hello dear listener, this is the Godpump.
1:09.0	I'm God, and the shit is going down today.
1:13.0	Holy crap!
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