Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything. I'm one of your hosts, Tom. And I'm Tim. Tim, how are you doing this week? I'm alert. Your alert. Yeah, I had a macha. Oh, matcha. I had matcha for the first time in my life. I don't believe me. I'm a country bumpkin, never had matcha. I don't think I've ever had matcha. Yeah, right.

You think, and if somebody had asked you, like, you'd be like, yeah, if I'm sure, probably at some point. Yeah. I think any place there's been matcha, there's been like other things that I prefer to drink like a coffee or something

yeah I'm like I'm not you know I'm not looking to change my life today just give me give me the

usual yeah exactly somebody at somebody I know mm-hmm who I will not name right

what's ragging out it's a member of the current administration.

The harassment, the constant harassment on all fronts.

But this was probably the most intense.

Really, really ragging on me for never having had matcha.

Yeah.

And then, look, you come to your nice accepting friend, Tom.

And what is he, he's so empathetic, he says, I've never had it either, Tim.

That's not so silly.

Yeah.

You shouldn't feel bad about yourself, not like this other dickhead.

Take that Mark Wayne, I don't know what that guy's name is.

Were you trying to reference?

I'm the administration guy, Mark Wayne.

I thought you were trying to reference John Mark Carr, the guy who said he killed Jombonet and Ramsey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But didn't.

He was a new friend of the shows, Sergio and Chesa, way back when.

Mark Wayne Mullen.

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