Artemis II
The Complete Guide to Everything
Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds
4.5 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
It's been 54 years since anyone's been to the moon and we're finally sending people back up there. Well, near the moon. This week we break down the Artemis II mission, NASA's first crewed flight beyond low Earth orbit since 1972, featuring the crew's Severance Halloween costumes, the Canadian who got a free ride, and one astronaut's prophetic tweet about dreaming of lunar orbit. Also: Tom's harrowing trip to the DMV, the middle-aged man speedball, descenders, and whether you'd get space madness within the first hour.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything. |
| 0:11.5 | I'm one of your host, Tom. |
| 0:12.4 | And I'm Tim. |
| 0:13.1 | Tim, how are you doing this week? |
| 0:14.2 | I'm good. |
| 0:14.7 | I'm drinking an iced coffee at 7.30 p.m. |
| 0:18.0 | That's great. |
| 0:18.7 | And you're going to follow that up with a beer. |
| 0:20.6 | Yeah. And I haven't eaten anything all day. Yeah. It's like a middle-aged man speedball. Yeah. Hey. A medium coffee and a light beer. And it is going to fuck me. Yeah. You'll have to be peeled off the ceiling by the end of the night. |
| 0:39.4 | Well, hey, it's how I get my jollies these days. |
| 0:42.9 | Yeah, well, you don't have much. |
| 0:44.6 | No, but you do have going insane, causing everybody problems because of your, what you would buy. |
| 0:53.3 | My mixing of dangerous cocktails. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah, of different substances. |
| 0:58.6 | Yeah. I'm good. Thanks for asking. |
| 1:00.8 | I was about to ask you, how are you doing today? |
| 1:03.4 | I'm good, Tim, but I have to warn you. |
| 1:06.2 | I've just come back from the DMV, the Department of Motor Vehicles. |
| 1:10.6 | Ooh, I can tell because you're all red. |
| 1:12.8 | You look like Lewis Black's character and Inside Out. |
| 1:16.5 | You know what it is? |
| 1:17.7 | I feel like a real... |
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