Power Off Attorney

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Marti brings the case against her husband, Andrew. Andrew has created automated systems in their home, controlled by voice commands. Marti HATES IT. Andrew says that she just needs time to get used to the system. But, Marti just wants to live an analog lifestyle! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne this week. Power Off attorney.
0:09.2	Marty brings the case against her husband Andrew.
0:12.3	Andrew has created automated systems in their home,
0:16.3	controlled by voice commands.
0:18.2	Marty hates it.
0:20.3	Andrew says she just needs time to get used to it.
0:24.0	Marty just wants to live an analog lifestyle.
0:27.0	Who's right, who's wrong?
0:29.0	Only one can decide.
0:31.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure
0:35.8	cultural reference.
0:36.8	Hey Pat, how about activating some kick-but video screens? Sure man, how's this? Do you want to get down? Do you want to get
0:47.1	funky? Do you want to get down? Get on down. Slam, dunk the funk put it up if you got that feeling
0:56.3	Slam dunk the funk put it up put it up
0:59.6	Boom boom boom but doo do boam and dooam slam dunk the funk put it up swear in the lid again
1:04.7	slam dunk the funk swear I'm in
1:07.2	swear I'm in
1:08.1	Jesse
1:09.3	Marty and Andrew please rise and raise your right hands.
1:12.6	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
1:15.0	and nothing but the truth?
1:16.5	So help you, God or whatever.
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