Chew Process

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Rae brings the case against their mom, Judy. Judy is adamant that you have to eat certain foods in certain orders. But Rae says her mom’s gut instinct is nothing but a bunch of *fart noises*. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week,
0:06.2	Chew process. Ray brings the case against their mom Judy.
0:10.7	Judy is adamant that you have to eat certain foods in certain orders.
0:15.6	Ray says her mom's gut instinct is nothing but a bunch of...
0:19.6	Who's right, who's wrong?
0:22.6	wrong?
0:23.6	only one can decide.
0:24.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:29.6	reference.
0:30.6	Sir, you are looking hero in my eyes. Your capability of expression of any topic is so amazing.
0:39.8	Heart emoji, heart emoji, heart emoji.
0:43.3	Bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear the litigants in.
0:45.5	Ray and Judy, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:48.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
0:50.1	and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever?
0:53.4	I do.
0:54.4	I do.
0:55.4	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he ate all of his
0:59.6	foods simultaneously in 1986. I do.
1:03.0	I do.
1:04.0	Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.
1:06.0	Yeah, I'm still working them through.
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