We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 973.

P.S. 10709 certificate number 30037.0. 37.

Poutine.

We asked for back bacon and the waitress said,

like, take off you hoses.

We don't have any of that. Poutine.

The Poutine. Le Poutine.

Last week we did an episode on Canada.

It was kind of about Ireland, but I had a ton of Canada.

It was a lot of Canada talk.

Too much.

And my love of Canada is so strong.

I'm not pitting my love of Canada or Australia against your love of Canada or Australia?

Because you would lose.

But I do feel like we don't have enough Canada content.

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