We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 461. D.E. 2849, certificate number 122129 two nine the Fenian raids

welcome to Canada hold it right there, Kinnock.

As you and I have discussed many times, the main reason why we founded this project and are delivering these gold records to the future is so that

millennia of of future little thinking trilobites will know about our deep love of and the greatness of the

Dominion of Canada. Absolutely. I celebrate their entire catalog. What did you do on

Canada Day this year,

as you say, to celebrate them?

Well, we typically in my family cover ourselves

with maple syrup.

Put Anne Murray on the turn table.

And Neil Young. And we dance the. put Anne Murray on the turntable.

And we dance the Canadian dance.

Yeah, and what would you say that national dance of Canada is?

It's kind of, if you kind of shuffle side to side and snap your fingers on the one and three

Wait, is there another way to snap your fingers? Yeah on the two and four what? Yeah, I know

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