We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 239.

You have access entry 239. J.E.0207.

Certificate number 541.

The Coconut the whole time?

That's fine.

How do you say it?

I said the way Kamala says it.

Oh, how does she say it?

Coconut, it's a schwa.

Oh, coconut. Do you never say coconut, including the shredded thing, the thing in the palm tree, going

coconuts with the osmons? don't I was just doing it as a as a bit you caught me this this is not about

k-hive we're recording this at the height of coconut and meat This is not about K- Hive.

We're recording this at the height of Coconut Meme-Mania.

Are you not following online Kamala discourse?

No, I have no idea why Kamala, I mean I understand.

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