Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 14th,

2011, 2011. How are you? What's going on? I'm back. I am, and I'm not better than ever.

I'm the same mediocre jackass you ever met. Can I, can you guys hear the echo in this room? Hey,

come here. I'm going to get some stuff. I got to do some put on mattress on the fucking wall.

Anyways, I am back out here and lost, Congolese. This is the first time I've been back for an extended

period of time in my, my, my new domicile out here since I can fucking remember. I was actually

thinking since October 16th, I have been on 15 different airplanes. And I for woman a little

second, but I'll talk for this podcast sucks. It's podcast sucks so far. You know what it is?

Because I'm not really paying attention to what I'm doing. I'm trying to adjust where I'm going to

sit. Oh, fucking cunt. Just dropped it. There we go. Is that better? Well, listen,

you know what the good thing is? You know what's the great thing about having a fucking train wreck is, is bad as it is to

listen to on some level. It has to make you guys feel better about your lives, doesn't it? You know, well,

shit, at least if, I mean, I don't do a podcast, but if I were to do it, there would be some sort of preparation.

Um, all right, I got nothing but good news this week, everybody. Nothing but good nothing. You did nothing.

I got nothing but good news this week. All right, first things first. If you cute little Monday morning podcast ears, I went out and I figured out what the

fucking problem was. It was a simple thing. I just had a problem with the why and I went out and I bought, uh, I just went to get

a sense. And I alleviated the problem because I went out and I'd rather than buy in the little douchey eight dollar

word. You know, like my parents just bought me a ukulele for my 12th birthday and I have a rock and roll dream, you know.

So then I go out and I buy the cheapest shit to plug into an amp instead. I went out and said, fuck that.

Give me the $100 one. Give me the one Jimmy Page uses when he plays those guys music and then doesn't give him

credit for it. Give me that one. I want that one. Um, so I got that one. So now we're good. All right, the level should be fine.

Everything should be fine. And if you don't like it, I suggest you pack up your little fucking iPod or whatever you listen to this thing on and you just get the fuck out of my podcast

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