Monday Morning Podcast 11-21-11
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2011
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Chances are cuz I wear a silly grin the moment you come into view. |
| 0:15.1 | Whatever the fuck they say next, I don't know. |
| 0:20.6 | Doobie doobie doobie doobie. |
| 0:22.7 | Hey, it's Bill Byrds, the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, November 21, 2011. |
| 0:28.5 | I'm singing Christmas songs. |
| 0:31.4 | Why the fuck would I be singing Christmas songs when Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet? |
| 0:37.2 | You know why? |
| 0:38.2 | Cuz I went out to the mall today. |
| 0:39.8 | I went out to the mall. |
| 0:40.8 | Oh my god, let's go to the fucking mall and look at shit we don't need. |
| 0:45.0 | I want to dress out my pussy in a different way. |
| 0:49.4 | Give me a credit card, mall. |
| 0:53.0 | So thick of the same slutty clothes. |
| 0:57.9 | I want something that shows more of my fucking clit cleavage. |
| 1:04.5 | Mom, it's acceptable now. |
| 1:05.9 | You don't understand. |
| 1:07.5 | I went to the fucking mall today and that's all they're doing. |
| 1:12.3 | They're playing fucking Christmas music. |
| 1:13.6 | They got the goddamn fake fucking trees up. |
| 1:16.9 | You know Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet. |
| 1:20.8 | I want to know why. |
| 1:22.0 | I want to know why every fucking year Thanksgiving gets more and more. |
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