Portal

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Grab your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices and Weighted Companion Cubes, it's time to fling ourselves into the history of Portal! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hello, it is me. Your bruiser, Holden. Welcome to the portal episode.
0:21.3	Space! I love it out of space. It's great. Your bruiser, Holden. Welcome to the portal episode. Space.
0:22.3	I love it. Out of space. It's great. It's a man. Space space, space, space, space space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Oh, no, that was, that's the annoying core. Hold on. Let me. No, no. We need those like 2000s, like, sincere nerd vibes. hold on. This was a triumph.
0:39.1	I'm making a note here, huge success.
0:43.2	It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
0:49.3	Stop making me too.
0:51.1	Aperture science.
0:51.7	I feel it's sultry every year.
0:53.2	We do what we must because we can.
0:57.0	I'm turning into William Shatner in real time.
0:59.9	The cake is a lie, huh?
1:01.7	Am I accepted by you, internet?
1:03.8	Can I be accepted by the internet?
1:05.3	It's even funnier than I remember, just saying the phrase, the cake is a lie.
1:10.5	Look, I rolling at the phrase, the cake is a lie aside, holy shit.
1:15.6	Jake, portal's a great fucking game, man.
1:18.9	It is a video game ass video game.
1:22.2	Both of them. Portal 1 and Portal 2, which I rolled immediately into Portal 2 upon
1:26.7	beating Portal 1 and lost no speed.
1:30.6	Like fully engaged, fully engorged, everything was happening at once.
1:37.3	And I cannot, I just love that in 2023, I pick those games up up again and they are still 100% like almost flawless
1:49.8	bangers. It's really wild, man. It's really wild. There's so much within like, if, you know,
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