Jake, it is your serial killer bruiser, Holden McNeely. And your balls are one inch of plastic away from a bag full of fire ants.

All you have to do is cut off one of them, and you'll be able to save the other one from a bag full of fire ants.

Up to you.

To-de-Loo! Wait, uh, did uh did i kid wait is this because i killed a guy or like because i i did like medical malfeasance why why are you doing this to me

oh shit some got through the plastic all right um new plan new plan uh just kill those ants

and then i'll release your balls.

I thought you were supposed to teach me something about the value of life or something. Yeah, you jaywalked yesterday. What? That's, but wait. It was like really careless. The other guy is a corrupt cop. The other guy beat his white, multiple white. I'm just here because of a jaywalking charge. Okay. Then after you jaywalked, you met a friend for lunch and you were chewing with your mouth open.

It was disgusting. multiple why. I'm just here because of a jaywalking charge. Okay, but then after you jaywalked,

you met a friend for lunch and you were chewing with your mouth open. It was disgusting.

The punishments are wildly out of sync right now. I was all right. I love being alive. You

didn't have to make me tear my balls off. Okay, let me ask you, listen, have you ever had lunch

with you while you're eating with your mouth open?

If you did, maybe you would understand why your balls would now be attached to a contraption

that is very close to a bunch of fire ants.

Now, at this point in the conversation, I would be incredibly shocked how this pre-recorded VHS tape of a puppet knew all of my responses

ahead of time.

But God damn it, John Kramer, the jigsaw killer, has all the moves planned out ahead.

He's a brilliant man, a daring man, a bold man, and I would follow him to the ends of the

earth.

It's not John Kramer.

It's cookie monster.

Also, Lieutenant Mark Hoffman is here.

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