The

World

Proof

That

Takes to the ether here from the esteemed head festival located outside the town of

Est resolved

and now the magic of podcasting has landed here in the whale at the hay festival

with some weird ad that I didn't know was behind me.

Warm and special thanks to Total Produce, hayfestival.org.

I don't know who Total Produce is, but I'm not getting any goddamn money from them as far as I know.

So you're welcome to use Total Produce or if you're from America produce

or not.

Does anyone know what Total Produce is and why do you have to have an online entity to buy produce?

Surely here in Wales potatoes just jump out of the ground and chase you.

It's so fertile and green here.

I want to ask one of those American questions. It's your reins a lot here. Why is it so green?

We came in from London today, the big smoke, the evil city just here right.

And first of all, I want to just discuss something. There's a giant billboard.

If I could describe the situation here to those of you listening out there in Prupcassland,

excuse me, whether you're making tea or looking after children.

And if you're looking after children, this is an awesome time to put something in their milk.

That'll make them go to sleep so you can enjoy the show and its fullness with the richness of only adult ears listening.

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