Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proves.

The state where soon marijuana will be completely legal and you'll be able to buy it over the counter just like chicklets.

With nothing but a sassy nod and a lot of cash in your pocket you'll be able to stride manfully into any marijuana and pour him and this finds state and lay down your cash and walk away with the killer bud.

But please don't smoke in your car unless you brought a pipe.

There's going to be resistance to it but I think you'll find the resistance is going to fail after they find out how much money Washington state makes and all these people with their raised minimum wage here.

Finally able to buy that 16th of an ounce they've had their eye on.

Color Automate $5 million in the first week so I think you're going to find that Utah and Nevada might not be as religious as we thought they once were.

When Oklahoma legalizes marijuana then you can call me and tell me the country's ready for the Filipino lesbian that I want to be president.

For those of you listening out in Proofcast land this is an awesome time to cut one up or light one up or pour one down and if you're looking after children this is an awesome time to put them in the other room with a video of the wheels on the truck go round and round.

Because you don't want them interrupting and if you're a child and you're listening in your blanket fort and the dead of night because your parents don't want you to hear the word Coxucker said on a podcast.

Welcome to the show people have been so fantastically generous here in Bellingham I received so many gifts thank you for all of the ones thank you for the illicit gifts I appreciate those I won't be naming names on those but thank you I want you to know that I appreciate it.

Linette a lovely Australian woman is here tonight and she gave me a package of Tim Tam's not on of anyone exactly to our Australian friends who are listening.

Good eye Mike's get on you good bless.

Morning's great. If you're listening in New Zealand my name is Greg Tim Tam's are an amazing food if you're high I don't think there's anything better than a Tim Tam except cold pizza and if you eat them together it's two good things at once they're their little chocolate cookies and you dip them in is a tea or milk or whatever and that's called the Tim Tam slam right.

So you can get through a whole box of these which I intend on doing a little bit later not during the show but thank you for that Linette and she writes an Australian fan there Australian favorite snack for late at night you know what I find they're not just for breakfast any more Linette.

There's a time of the day or night Liam a young man in the car here has given me a giant bottle of mischief vodka notice vodka's never named this is going to end well notice there's not a brand of vodka called a quiet night at home.

This is a black death skull on it and shit vodka always comes with a lethal one and we're going to pour a little out in right now.

So thank you for that Liam that was uncommonly kind of you I also received banana bread from Liam because you working a bakery do you.

Yes where's your bakery. Where in Seattle you drove up from Seattle for this.

Look at you buddy.

Well done grotsie melee for those of you who are listening out in group cast on let me orient you belling him is some 80 miles is it north of Seattle and several decades away.

Just turn left it ferndale and you'll run directly into 1986 it's awesome.

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