Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm, emcee them welcome to Greg Proops.

Hello, welcome to Greg Proops.

Here, from the Garden of Wolland Halls, of the Man in Alex, that are called the three

little bricks in the night.

Here, right off the dam in the semi-red lightest time.

Dobe-smoking district of Amsterdam, which what district isn't like that in Amsterdam really?

From Amsterdam's most fantastic and salubrious of all comedy theaters, the comedy theater

didn't ask right here.

Next to the Italian restaurant in the Irish pub, and across from the other place where they had water all over the floor

in my wife and I split.

So, it's excellent to be back here in Amsterdam.

There's so much to do here, but why when there's dope?

Really, why go out of your way and go to a bunch of museums when you know you're going to fall asleep halfway

through and let you have a coffee and 15,000 fucking cakes.

You know, you go to the places and they'll have the pre-rolled joints, and then by the way, we're broadcasting from Amsterdam

and the Netherlands.

Just to hit the people in America to that, you can buy marijuana here at different places.

You don't have to belong to a club.

It's like Colorado.

Except there's canals and history.

And, no, there's history in Colorado.

You just don't want to know it.

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