["Fantastic Game Theme Song"]

Ladies and gentlemen, there comes a time in everyone's life when they discover this person.

Um, and then they discover this person again in a different way, and then a different way, and then a different way.

Is this our differentest way of all?

This man is like a house of mirrors, Jackie.

I mean, I, when I began this work, I still feel that he is an enigma to me, that he is the ridler in a sense.

I laughed, I cried.

I don't know how I laughed a lot.

I laughed a lot, though. You know what I mean?

This is the funniest thing I've ever researched, Jackie.

Of course, we should intro it now.

Today we are doing an episode our very first ever page seven history lesson.

We are doing our pop history lesson on none other than John Travolta.

How could we not start it off with John Travolta?

He is, you know, he's sort of like, I can't think of page seven without thinking about John Travolta.

It should, honestly, the podcast should be called John Travolta.

I would, I mean, there's definitely enough information to talk about him for 100,000 years.

Because especially going back through just the idea of John Travolta and not even realizing,

man, this dude is inspraphakenrational.

He has worked from just the second he could to be exactly what he is.

The tiniest dancers.

Just, you know, he's just the cutest.

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