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Episode 319: I Blame Hollywood!

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Join us as we goss about "The Fanatic", Lilo's new single "Xanax" and Martha Stewart and Goop's feud.    Not enough goss? Join us on our Patreon page! Supporters get weekly bonus episodes, ad-free main eps and more!     Get $15 off your purchase of a Blue Light kit when you visit http://ARCsmile.com and use promo code PAGE7 at checkout. Get 20% off by going to http://modsy.com and using code SEVEN.   Easy Jam, Modern Jazz Samba, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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0:00.0

See the worst part about having the cha-cha slide stuck in your head is the part that I've had stuck in my head is...

0:14.0

Freeze! Everybody clap your hands!

0:17.6

Turn it up! That's the part! That is the part that I've had stuck in my head for days!

0:29.7

I think clapping stuck in your head is definitely a sign that you're about to have a nervous

0:34.6

stuff. I feel I do I would say there were all of the things happening in my life I do feel like I'm

0:40.4

about to have a nervous breakdown so maybe that's what it is this is what happens when you just

0:44.3

get hit the edge I'm on the edge of glory just clapping clapping just always clapping makes me think

0:51.3

of like the weird time my life when I would just set off alarms randomly for me to remember to do

0:56.0

things you should just turn it into um you think it's a plus just it's your it's a plus for you

1:02.2

and you're performing a plus a plus so much Gaga so much I'm so ready maybe why don't I have

1:08.8

Gaga's like I'm a hit I don't know why you don't have Gaga's like your head plus also PS also is

1:13.2

that really is that your fate preferred synchronized dance PS I hate synchronized synchronized

1:17.7

you just hate synchronized dance you guys welcome to page seven my name is Jackie Zabrowski Jackie I

1:23.3

love synchronized dancing Zabrowski I I I hold in I load synchronized dancing make nearly I don't

1:31.4

get it express yourself show the world your true colors when it comes to the way that you want to

1:37.2

dance upon the world dancer Natalie I am Natalie I like certain specifics synchronized dancing

1:49.4

different if it's a routine I like choreography different I'm talking about when it DJ just goes

1:55.2

back it up with now talk to your friend that's what I'll say hello I'll say I'm sorry I'm sorry

2:02.1

pizza

2:03.8

punch them in the balls now scream one another word I'm I'm confused about what isn't fun about that

2:10.1

I don't I'm saying really is what to do it is square dancing and as a white person you should

2:15.8

enjoy I enjoy square dancing I enjoy line dancing I love the electric slide and give any guy to

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