Polly Wanna Justice?

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2013

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Kim and her husband Chris co-habitate with a pet parrot. The bird adores Kim but behaves badly around her husband and son. How far should they go to accomodate the parrot?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:38.8	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.1	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne.
0:43.0	This week, Polly won a justice?
0:47.0	Kim and her husband, Chris, cohabitate with a pet parrot.
0:51.1	While the bird adores Kim, he's badly behaved around her husband and son.
0:56.0	How much leniency should they show the parrot?
0:59.0	Only one man can decide.
1:01.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:05.0	Ah, this time they are really gone.
1:07.6	It's all over finished.
1:09.8	No more scales, no more Canadians pulling pizza from the garbage, no more cultural paraphrases,
1:16.7	and no more pie hole shutting.
1:20.3	Shut your pie hole.
1:21.3	Oh, so it's you, you clever dick.
1:24.1	If you value your feathers, I advise you to put on another record.
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